Dirk Nowitzki's Golf Swing Is The Exact Opposite Of His Step-Back Jumper

Alright so maybe Dirk’s swing isn’t that bad. It’s world’s better than mine so I can’t really say shit.  He’s just gotta get some air under it so the ball doesn’t go directly into the water.  That’s all. I’m guessing Dirk didn’t play a lot of golf growing up in Germany though. Not to mention it’s gotta be nearly impossible to play golf as a 7-footer. Remember the guy at every high school in the world who was too big for his own good and was constantly tripping over himself? Of course you do. Big paws on a puppy. That’s how it’s gotta be for tall guys to play golf. Just chaos. Dirk controls being a giant better than most (case in point) but it’s still gotta be a nightmare to swing a club with those gangly limbs. He’s like an Avatar playing golf basically. The flip side is that Dirk is an athlete and every athlete is good at everything. My guess by the 3rd hole he was beating everyone. Talented people suck.

He’s still got Charles Barkley beat so that’s a win

He does not have Kyle Schwarber beat however

(at first I thought it was weird when the dude filming came in his pants until I realized I did the same thing)